All The Times Eric Cartman Said Exactly The Right Thing
Eric Cartman is easily the greatest South Park character of all time and arguably the greatest animated TV character. Fat, exploitative, and a total d*ck, Cartman's inflated sense of self-importance bestows him a lack of self-awareness terrible for the real world but excellent for comedy. Eric may only be eight years old, but he's got a lifetime's worth of gripes, evidenced by this gallery of the greatest Cartman South Park quotes from some of the best Cartman episodes.
If you're struggling for answers in life, Cartman quotes will solve your problems, albeit with advice that would only serve someone as depraved as he is. In this tribute to Eric Theodore Cartman's greatest quotes, you'll witness many of the lessons South Park has taught us. Respect his autoritah!
1. Respect The Cartman
Photo: Comedy Central2. A Classic
Photo: Comedy Central3. Eric Cartman's #1 Life Goal
Photo: Comedy Central4. Eight Is Not Enough
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Photo: Comedy Central6. Sure Thing
Photo: Comedy Central7. Sex Ed With Cartman
Photo: Comedy Central8. Quality Over Quantity
Photo: Comedy Central9. Anger Management
Photo: Comedy Central10. Cartman On Hippies
Photo: Comedy Central11. Christian Bail Out
Photo: Comedy Central12. The Physics Of Fun
Photo: Comedy Central13. No Pie For You!
Photo: Comedy Central14. Love Stinks
Photo: Comedy Central15. Cartman On Girl Fights
Photo: Comedy Central16. Get A Grip
Photo: Comedy Central17. Fat Chance
Photo: Comedy Central18. Generation Penetration
Photo: Comedy Central19. Magic Carpet Ride
Photo: Comedy Central20. No Butts About It
Photo: Comedy Central21. Meat The Parents
Photo: Comedy Central22. No Family Ties
Photo: Comedy Central23. Growing Pains
Photo: Comedy Central24. Women In Comedy
Photo: Comedy Central25. Bedtime Stories With Cartman
Photo: Comedy Central26. A Touching Tale
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